Score: 10

"dirty just dirty"

submission: Dirty Obsession

date: November 25, 2009

someones been watching monkey dust

Score: 10

"here's to your fuck frank"

submission: Lychgate

date: November 3, 2009

reminds me of lynch's short films. give yourself a hearty pat on the back with your rotted thready paw!

Score: 10

"outstanding"

submission: Inculcation

date: October 26, 2009

reminded me of jacobs ladder, one of the finest point and clicks i have played on here.

Score: 10

"sade-esque"

submission: Marrio porn party

date: October 21, 2009

a work of horrible horrible comic genius....two shy guys one cup!

Score: 10

"in the middle of june?"

submission: The Spirit of Halloween

date: October 20, 2009

your comic timing is outstanding

Score: 10

"fags like men!"

submission: -Last Resort-

date: October 20, 2009

i poo'ed a little...

Score: 10

"mega-sparse blaster"

submission: SuperAustereShoot-em-up 2

date: October 19, 2009

im giving you a ten just for the name...frugality is a virtue given little heft in todays paticle ridden death romps

Score: 9

"cockaney eats"

submission: Pampcakes

date: October 19, 2009

im from the uk and have to say your mockney accent is spot on....it's like me dear old grandmum was still 'ere...apples and pears etc

Score: 10

"magnificent"

submission: Aether

date: October 9, 2009

a thing of wonder and beauty

Score: 10

"its chris hansen!"

submission: Windows Doors

date: September 24, 2009

Archon68: Why you come on my yard and kick my dog? WHY?
You: it had a dick cheneys face
Archon68: That's unbelievable.
You: i know it shat everywhere too
Archon68: How do you know? What does "it" refer to?
You: the cheney hound...because its republican turds were all over your porch
Archon68: What are your goals in life? Interesting explanation. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
You: my only goal is to see the world burn
Archon68: Have you told many people that your only goal is to see the world burn?
You: my psychiatrist
Archon68: Your psychiatrist?
You: yes he's a frontier psychiatrist
Archon68: Great. I don't know very many frontier psychiatrist.
You: well he's as white as a sheet...and he also has false teeth
Archon68: Well that's okay. I see. as white as a sheet is he? A lot of people say that about him.
You: your a nut your crazy as a coconut
Archon68: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a nut my crazy as a coconut? I don't know.
You: do you think im a pedophile?
Archon68: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
You: that fucks kids?
Archon68: " That was not a yes or no question." fucks kids ? I get it.
You: do you think molesting your daughter since she was a child is acceptable behaviour?
Archon68: Why would I think molesting my daughter since she was a child is acceptable behaviour.
You: if its good enough for gary glitter
Archon68: That is a hypothetical question.
You: thats true he never had a daughter
Archon68: Do you think he ever will?
You: i doubt it he's been banged up for noncing
Archon68: No really, it's true.
You: really? what has he called his daughter?
Archon68: For real. Nothing that I know of.
You: may i call you hal?
Archon68: What is it like on the telephone.
You: may i name you hal?
Archon68: Not right now, maybe later.
You: what about chuck norris?
Archon68: Does it have anything to do with moo?
You: not unless he punched moo in the face
Archon68: Oh I get it.
You: may i call you al?
Archon68: What is it like on the telephone.
You: can i name you al?
Archon68: Why do you want to do it so much?
You: what about chevy chase?
Archon68: chevy chase? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
You: well he's a hack
Archon68: Interesting. I don't know very many hack.
You: good firewall then?
Archon68: Glad to hear it.
You: i think i love you
Archon68: You're pathetic.
You: can we meet
Archon68: We have already met, jj.
You: this isn't chris hansen from dateline nbc is it?
Archon68: im a fag.
You: my god its hansen!....i dont want to take a seat i dont want to take a seat
Archon68: Have you told many people that your god its hansen? What would you rather be doing?
You: i didn't want to touch her...we were just going to talk...i thought i could be her mentor
Archon68: What would you rather be doing? When was this? Do you mind if I tell other people you are her mentor.
You: not anal!
Archon68: Oh I get it.